Monday, December 28, 2009

Daddy don't throw a shirt at me.

Tonight I tucked Kadin in bed leaving him to play with his Yu Gi Ou cards when my hubby walked down the hall and decided it would be funny to toss his shirt at him.  Well the shirt hit Kadin's cards and knocked them on the floor. Not a good deal since he had just organized them to his liking.  Kadin was so mad at dad for knocking the cards down with his "stupid" shirt that he proceeded to yell at the top of his lungs "Dad you are Captain Fairy".  We both just busted up laughing really not know how to respond to that one!!!!!

So moral of the story is ....  When someone drives you insane don't look to use those dreaded bad words just call them "Captain Fairy".  LOL

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Santa Eats at Subway

Before getting into this post you must know a little about my dad.  He is a big guy  (6'4) who has a long grey beard, longer grey hair and a big round belly (yes it shakes like a bowl full of jelly).  Kids this time of year tend to do a double take when he walks by!!!!

Well one day last week he was enjoying lunch at Subway when he saw a little boy deep in conversation with his father.  The little boy who is 4 kept staring at my dad with a look of confusion on his face.  Finally after a few minutes the little boy turned to his dad and said "Look dad even Santa eats at Subway".

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Rylin and Kadin the trouble makers behind most of my stories!!!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

I have to be nice!!

My little sister informed Rylin yesterday that if she was nice this week on Fri she would take her to the princess movie and ice skating.  Now Rylin has was sick over the weekend and has been rather grabby so I was hoping this deal would be a positive for me.  The screaming for no reason was getting old really quick.  After my sister left the house this little girl made a huge transformation.  First she left stuff out in the living room (daddy doesn't like toys in living room) and informed me that she had to "be nice" so she picked it up.  Next  she spilt paint on the floor and immediately grabbed a towel and started cleaning it up again stating she had to "be nice".  Later in the evening she started sweeping my floor  and even went on to mop (let me tell you is was past due anyways).  After she was done mopping she told me that everyday after school she was going to do chores because she had to "be nice"!!!! To top the evening off when her brother was a butt head to her and you could tell she just wanted to scream at the top of her lungs all you heard from her was "I have to be nice"!!!!!  Gotta love incentives and witty little sisters.  Thanks Whitney love you to the moon and back!!!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

They are smarter than we think!!

A good friend of mine shared a cute story about her little boy that I would like to share with you all.  

In looking for something this morning he found his first lost tooth that his mom had kept in her dresser drawer. 

He asked is dad  "how'd this get here?" 

Dad smartly replied "Oh, sometimes the tooth fairy leaves it for Mommies & Daddies in case they want to keep it for their memories." 

This adorable little guy then replied: "Let's put it back under my pillow & see if she'll leave me more money!!!"

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Remember they hear everything!!!

Mark and I got a rare moment to talk today while both kids were playing in their rooms, how exciting for us!!!  We had been talking for a while when my hubby decided to give me a hard time and I in turn decided to call him a smart a#%!!!  No sooner had I said those two not so nice words Rylin comes into the room and says "Dad are you really being a smart a#%???".  Wow, mommy needs to watch what she says!!!

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Pocket Full of Sunshine!!

During a recent visit to the hospital with my son a nurse came in to speak with him. Mark and I left the room for a little bit and Kadin spent a couple minutes talking with the nurse.  They talked about school, bakugon, sports and more....  When we came back into the room the nurse proceeded to tell us that "Kadin was so cute and she wanted to put him in her pocket and take him home".  With in a minute of hearing that comment Kadin said to us "wow she would be in quite a pickle trying to get me into her pocket".

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Sweet Sweet Boy!!!!

A friend was talking with her 9yr old son last night when he says to her

 "Mom, the blanket warms my body, but you warm my heart!"

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Let's Talk Cats!!!!

We recently got a kitten named Princess Buttercup whom my daughter treats like a baby doll (poor thing).  Ry and my grandma were recently talking about Princess Buttercup when my grandma stated she would enjoy a cat at her new apartment.  So today as we were on our way up to grandma's, Rylin explained to me that "if we get grandma a cat she will need a GLITTER box for it"!  She went on to tell me that we could just get a box, lay down a piece of paper and last but not least poor the GLITTER in!!!!!  When I tried to tell her that it was litter not GLITTER she spent 5 minutes arguing with me!!!

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Need Directions for Running Away!

Rylin and I were reading a book one night before bed about Donald Duck.  Donald did not want to do his chores (as with any child) so he decided to run away.  He packed a bag, wondered out of town, got into trouble, ate all his food and decided that he was going home to do his chores.  Upon finishing the book Rylin and I were talking about how silly it was for Donald to runaway and her response was "mom I am not going to run away cause I wouldn't know where to go"!!!!