Am I a thief?

Are you considered a thief if you take a quarter out of your Dad's drawer because you thought it would take too long to go ask him? 

Deep thoughts of a 6 yr old boy!!!!

Oh how I love!

Our family tradition on Super Bowl Sunday is to eat an array of greasy, salt loaded frozen snack foods, YUMMY!!!  Well this year I thought it would be fun to make virgin Margaritas for the kids instead of serving them root beer again.   I got all the ingredients ready and started crushing the ice in the blender when my 6yr old wandered in the kitchen and asked "What are you making"?  I told her margaritas for you and brother!!  Her reply "I don't know if I like Margaritas but I LOVE COFFEE"!

I promise she does not get served coffee but will sneak a drink of my mochas when I am not looking!

Trip to the Cafeteria

A friend of ours just moved into a new house that conveniently has a large pantry in the kitchen.  Their 5 yr old daughter is in love with the idea of being able to store all that great food in one large accessible place.  One day the little girl went to her mom and asked if she could get a "snack from the cafeteria".

Have to love a little ones out look on things!!!

How are babies made????

My best friend and her 5 yr. old son were talking about when his little sister was a baby.  They were having a great conversation when he piped up with, "Mom how did I get made in your tummy"?  She was a little taken aback and did not answer right away.  He then proceeded to say "Did a worm hit the thing and explode and then you puked".  She immediately asked, "where did you get that idea". His response "from a movie I watched at grandmas".  She quickly called her mom and asked what movie she was allowing the kids to watch.   The answer Look Who's Talking.

Daddy don't throw a shirt at me.

Tonight I tucked Kadin in bed leaving him to play with his Yu Gi Ou cards when my hubby walked down the hall and decided it would be funny to toss his shirt at him.  Well the shirt hit Kadin's cards and knocked them on the floor. Not a good deal since he had just organized them to his liking.  Kadin was so mad at dad for knocking the cards down with his "stupid" shirt that he proceeded to yell at the top of his lungs "Dad you are Captain Fairy".  We both just busted up laughing really not know how to respond to that one!!!!!

So moral of the story is ....  When someone drives you insane don't look to use those dreaded bad words just call them "Captain Fairy".  LOL

Santa Eats at Subway

Before getting into this post you must know a little about my dad.  He is a big guy  (6'4) who has a long grey beard, longer grey hair and a big round belly (yes it shakes like a bowl full of jelly).  Kids this time of year tend to do a double take when he walks by!!!!

Well one day last week he was enjoying lunch at Subway when he saw a little boy deep in conversation with his father.  The little boy who is 4 kept staring at my dad with a look of confusion on his face.  Finally after a few minutes the little boy turned to his dad and said "Look dad even Santa eats at Subway".

Rylin and Kadin the trouble makers behind most of my stories!!!